Bitches hate me

Yes they do.

A Hot Mess

Amy Winehouse

So, the bitch gets caught on tape smoking something out of a glass pipe.

So, the bitch goes to rehab after having a huge hit song against it.

So, the bitch goes and gets a new tooth to replace a huge gap in her grill.

So, the bitch has a boyfriend in jail.

So, the bitch GOES to rehab after all.

So, the bitch get nominated for 6 Grammys.

So, the bitch can't get a Visa to come to the states to perform.

So, the bitch performs via satellite at 4 AM London time to be on the Grammys.

So, the bitch comes out of rehab to perform "Rehab". "I said no, no, no".

So, the bitch wins 5 Grammys.

So, the bitch cries, and thanks her boyfriend (who is in jail).

So, the bitch is a fucking hot mess.

You go girl.

Super Bowl party